Frozen face syndrome: Warby Parker

I'm on the hunt for some new frames, so I ordered some at home try-ons from WarbyParker...

which ones shall I choose?*

*note: each face pose was carefully matched with each frame in the above photos**

**note: To maximize attractiveness of both the frames and my face

I will have to maintain the above facial posture the entire time I 

have the, eventually chosen, glasses on.Which means

that ease of pose should be considered in the final analysis.

While you all are thinking it through

why don't you head on over to the 

give away that's happening right below your noses...