Lazy Legs

Deer Dear,

So my calves (calfs?) have been killing me this week,

like, I can barely walk flatfooted,

because I actually tried at the gym...

instead of just going there with the primary directive of watching the Barefoot Countessa.

Anyway, I have been refusing to stretch because I think Kristoph massaging my legs sounds whhhhaaaaayyy better. 

Yesterday I reaped the reward of my laziness.

I was walking in a pair of my incredible splurge shoes that I got when I last saw Hansie and

I was carrying a watermelon and a bag of groceries.

So my legs decided to just freak out on me and I fell flat on my face on the sidewalk. 

It was ridiculous. I did nothing to try and protect myself in the fall.

Just accepted it.

After I gathered the remaining shards of my dignity:

I took my shoes off

Picked up my things

Then went inside and did some downward dog.

Humbly Yours-

Ray-ray

P.S. Totally just watched Rachel Zoe...her assistant is one strict sally.